That Day.. *Sigh*

                                             Noooo ! Todays Sunday and tomorrow is Monday. I realy hate Mondays. With the assembly and other stufs. Standing at the assembly hearing to the teachers talking themselves about school. That kinda sucks. But I usually just talking, looking, and daydreaming. Hahaha. The holidays was kinda boring for me just watching tv, play games, watching tv, eating a lot, watching tv, sleeping and watching tv. Hhaha. Most of them just watching tv la. Not mentioning homeworks, I hate those things a lot and folios. I'm realy lazy to do folios but I'm just done with one folio. One more to go and thats folio sejarah. Folio sejarah sucks. Its realy hard to do. This are the reasons why I don't wanna go to school tomorrow. School would be even better witout homeworks, now thats fun. School without homeworks. Haha.

False Hopes..

      Hey again... Do you ever felt in your life like you're waiting for something that isn't going to happen to you.  But when you already know that something is not going to happen.. you still wait for that something in case it may happen.. When that something does happen to anyone, its like you'll gonna forget and doesn't give a damn about anything. Its like you're not going to ruin anything or make mistakes to that something and...... if you does make that mistake, you'll gonna feel like you gonna comid suicide. Haha. But sometimes that something is just FALSE HOPE, that something may kinda give you that eagery feeling about it in the first time but in the end you'll gonna end up feeling like you wanna punch somebody in the face realy hard. Realy hard I'm telling you ! Hhaha xD You also sometime feel like that something is the best thing that ever happen to you. Nooo its not ! They're just trying to play with you guys. Thats what I've been through. It always end up like that for common guys. I'm guessing that something is a girl.. Not just any girl. Its your girlfriend I think. Hhaha. It always FALSE HOPE. Trust me. Always... Hhaha..

Ways To Impress Girls I Guess...

1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say "you better be" , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things, they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewellery is for pussy's and Asian ladies.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words fcuk you and grab the other girls arse. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop b*tching about the cold right now you're going to be b*tching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like drinking beer.

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts... and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

22. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

23. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.

25. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny.
     

Laziness...

                           Whats up ! I'm back again for a realy long time I didn't update my boring blog. I have my mid year exams next week and I'm sooo lazy to read books right now but my mom keeps nagging me to read those boring, black and white books. Hhaha xD Plus revision books should have colourful pictures in it. Then, people will love reading them. They should have characters like in comic books. That will be cool and awesome looking on a revision book. Haha. I would read revision books everyday if it has those kinda features in it. People said if you realy put your mind into doing something, you can realy easily do it BUT not me. I'm a very hard at memorizing things like maths or boring words like history or science. Haha. I think thats  all I can say for now because I don't know what to say about boring books anymore. Hhaha xDD. Hope you guys like it ! Have fun reading it...

That Ordinary, Boring Boy...

        Once, there was a magical kingdom very far far away. With faries, elfs and those magical kinda stuff living in the kingdom.The End.... Hhahaha xD I'm just playing around. I'm going to tell this boring story about this ordinary and boring boy....


       There was a boy. An ordinary and boring boy. This is about his boring and ordinary life. Everyday waking up from bed feeling like you wanna kill yourself. The stuff that stops you from killing yourself is that you'r don't wanna go to hell. Knowing that you'r own life is so boring. Passing a lot of different phases of your life. The first phase, that you've been rejected phase. When you get rejected for the first time, you feel so down, sad, you feel like you wanna to stop talking to the girl that girl reject you, plus you wanna punch her in the face also but you can't because you like that girls. This boy have been rejected a lots of time. Getting rejected again kinda feels like a normal stuff for him. Other phases like when you have your first GF, then you brokeup with her. Knowing that you've been with her just for a few weeks. What a bummer. :(  Sometimes when you have a crush on somebody and that somebody is so cool, pretty, sporting, fun, not boring and just full of non stop funness. You'r just don't how to say " Hey, you wanna know something ? I realy like you" and the answer you get is so frustrating, it just make you wanna knock your head at a wall.And you said to yourself, I'm not that so good looking, or full of funness. Maybe thats why she siad that. And there just some phases like when you just feel alone. No friends to mess around with, nobody to talk to and you'r life is kinda boring at that time. And hearing to sad songs is your only solution to cheer up yourself. Facebooking also won't help. People come and people go. That life. But luckily I've found that funnes with my friends, sometimes facebook kinda help too. Girls do makes you happy sometimes but they also can kill you sometimes. Hhaha. Now my problems is just stupid homeworks and school. The writer is so bored that he wrote about himself. Hhahaha. xD  But this story is realy boring. Thats all I can say about this boring, ordinary       boy. A.K.A Myself. Hhahaha xD

Something to write about.

    shes like strawberry and chocolate flavoured ice-cream. She likes to party, jumps, shouting, sleeping and she also likes reading when shes bored. Have to know more about her, i'm just writting a few thinhs about her. wait till i'll have more information then i can write about her in my blog. Hhaha. i just need to save this post and then i will continue writing again.

Girls... *Sigh*....

                                            I don't realy know what are they saying. Hhaha..


  This is not a very tough question. It can be a tough question too, depending on the girl. Everyone has a different character, thus it’s impossible to know if the girl is interested in you by just following the points below.

If she’s not interested in you…

• She NEVER initiates contact with you, be it on MSN or sms.
• She is uncomfortable with light touching for eg. playful punching or nudging.
• She cancels dates with you without proposing a make-up date.
• She does not even agree to go out with you and does not suggest alternative timings.
• She pours out all her emotional baggage to you. (When not together yet.)
• She takes a long time to reply your sms or may not even reply.
• She playfully call you her brother.
• She talks about other guys to you.
• She is indifferent towards you.
• No matter how hard u try to impress her, she just ignore u.
• She never want to look at your eyes, or stay any minute with u and would find uncomfortable with u around.
• She will not engage in open communication with you
• She makes up stories for not wanting to meet you
• She keeps things about herself from you.
• She is self absorbed and preoccupied with her own life which does not include you.
• She rarely initiates a call or sms to you.
• When you ask her out for a date, she’ll ask, “who’s going?”
• You buy expensive gifts for the girl, she thanks you very politely and tells you not to spend so much money on her or that there is no need to even buy her a birthday gift.
• If you invite her to concert or expensive dinners, she tells you that she is not free almost immediately.

That’s almost all, but this doesn’t apply to all girls. You must know that some girls are generally too shy to express their love for you.

Guys, although  it’s the 21st century, Ifeel it’s only right for the guy to take initiative.