That Day.. *Sigh*

                                             Noooo ! Todays Sunday and tomorrow is Monday. I realy hate Mondays. With the assembly and other stufs. Standing at the assembly hearing to the teachers talking themselves about school. That kinda sucks. But I usually just talking, looking, and daydreaming. Hahaha. The holidays was kinda boring for me just watching tv, play games, watching tv, eating a lot, watching tv, sleeping and watching tv. Hhaha. Most of them just watching tv la. Not mentioning homeworks, I hate those things a lot and folios. I'm realy lazy to do folios but I'm just done with one folio. One more to go and thats folio sejarah. Folio sejarah sucks. Its realy hard to do. This are the reasons why I don't wanna go to school tomorrow. School would be even better witout homeworks, now thats fun. School without homeworks. Haha.

False Hopes..

      Hey again... Do you ever felt in your life like you're waiting for something that isn't going to happen to you.  But when you already know that something is not going to happen.. you still wait for that something in case it may happen.. When that something does happen to anyone, its like you'll gonna forget and doesn't give a damn about anything. Its like you're not going to ruin anything or make mistakes to that something and...... if you does make that mistake, you'll gonna feel like you gonna comid suicide. Haha. But sometimes that something is just FALSE HOPE, that something may kinda give you that eagery feeling about it in the first time but in the end you'll gonna end up feeling like you wanna punch somebody in the face realy hard. Realy hard I'm telling you ! Hhaha xD You also sometime feel like that something is the best thing that ever happen to you. Nooo its not ! They're just trying to play with you guys. Thats what I've been through. It always end up like that for common guys. I'm guessing that something is a girl.. Not just any girl. Its your girlfriend I think. Hhaha. It always FALSE HOPE. Trust me. Always... Hhaha..

Ways To Impress Girls I Guess...

1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say "you better be" , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things, they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewellery is for pussy's and Asian ladies.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words fcuk you and grab the other girls arse. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop b*tching about the cold right now you're going to be b*tching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like drinking beer.

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts... and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

22. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

23. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.

25. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny.
     

Laziness...

                           Whats up ! I'm back again for a realy long time I didn't update my boring blog. I have my mid year exams next week and I'm sooo lazy to read books right now but my mom keeps nagging me to read those boring, black and white books. Hhaha xD Plus revision books should have colourful pictures in it. Then, people will love reading them. They should have characters like in comic books. That will be cool and awesome looking on a revision book. Haha. I would read revision books everyday if it has those kinda features in it. People said if you realy put your mind into doing something, you can realy easily do it BUT not me. I'm a very hard at memorizing things like maths or boring words like history or science. Haha. I think thats  all I can say for now because I don't know what to say about boring books anymore. Hhaha xDD. Hope you guys like it ! Have fun reading it...

That Ordinary, Boring Boy...

        Once, there was a magical kingdom very far far away. With faries, elfs and those magical kinda stuff living in the kingdom.The End.... Hhahaha xD I'm just playing around. I'm going to tell this boring story about this ordinary and boring boy....


       There was a boy. An ordinary and boring boy. This is about his boring and ordinary life. Everyday waking up from bed feeling like you wanna kill yourself. The stuff that stops you from killing yourself is that you'r don't wanna go to hell. Knowing that you'r own life is so boring. Passing a lot of different phases of your life. The first phase, that you've been rejected phase. When you get rejected for the first time, you feel so down, sad, you feel like you wanna to stop talking to the girl that girl reject you, plus you wanna punch her in the face also but you can't because you like that girls. This boy have been rejected a lots of time. Getting rejected again kinda feels like a normal stuff for him. Other phases like when you have your first GF, then you brokeup with her. Knowing that you've been with her just for a few weeks. What a bummer. :(  Sometimes when you have a crush on somebody and that somebody is so cool, pretty, sporting, fun, not boring and just full of non stop funness. You'r just don't how to say " Hey, you wanna know something ? I realy like you" and the answer you get is so frustrating, it just make you wanna knock your head at a wall.And you said to yourself, I'm not that so good looking, or full of funness. Maybe thats why she siad that. And there just some phases like when you just feel alone. No friends to mess around with, nobody to talk to and you'r life is kinda boring at that time. And hearing to sad songs is your only solution to cheer up yourself. Facebooking also won't help. People come and people go. That life. But luckily I've found that funnes with my friends, sometimes facebook kinda help too. Girls do makes you happy sometimes but they also can kill you sometimes. Hhaha. Now my problems is just stupid homeworks and school. The writer is so bored that he wrote about himself. Hhahaha. xD  But this story is realy boring. Thats all I can say about this boring, ordinary       boy. A.K.A Myself. Hhahaha xD

Something to write about.

    shes like strawberry and chocolate flavoured ice-cream. She likes to party, jumps, shouting, sleeping and she also likes reading when shes bored. Have to know more about her, i'm just writting a few thinhs about her. wait till i'll have more information then i can write about her in my blog. Hhaha. i just need to save this post and then i will continue writing again.

Girls... *Sigh*....

                                            I don't realy know what are they saying. Hhaha..


  This is not a very tough question. It can be a tough question too, depending on the girl. Everyone has a different character, thus it’s impossible to know if the girl is interested in you by just following the points below.

If she’s not interested in you…

• She NEVER initiates contact with you, be it on MSN or sms.
• She is uncomfortable with light touching for eg. playful punching or nudging.
• She cancels dates with you without proposing a make-up date.
• She does not even agree to go out with you and does not suggest alternative timings.
• She pours out all her emotional baggage to you. (When not together yet.)
• She takes a long time to reply your sms or may not even reply.
• She playfully call you her brother.
• She talks about other guys to you.
• She is indifferent towards you.
• No matter how hard u try to impress her, she just ignore u.
• She never want to look at your eyes, or stay any minute with u and would find uncomfortable with u around.
• She will not engage in open communication with you
• She makes up stories for not wanting to meet you
• She keeps things about herself from you.
• She is self absorbed and preoccupied with her own life which does not include you.
• She rarely initiates a call or sms to you.
• When you ask her out for a date, she’ll ask, “who’s going?”
• You buy expensive gifts for the girl, she thanks you very politely and tells you not to spend so much money on her or that there is no need to even buy her a birthday gift.
• If you invite her to concert or expensive dinners, she tells you that she is not free almost immediately.

That’s almost all, but this doesn’t apply to all girls. You must know that some girls are generally too shy to express their love for you.

Guys, although  it’s the 21st century, Ifeel it’s only right for the guy to take initiative.

Everyday Rutine At School Part 2

           {During Recess}
   My friends and I would just usually buy an ice-cream and lepak2. Sometimes I would just sit down at the place that my friend and I usually lepak called "The Payung". We usually gossip about people and teachers that we kinda hate there. After that, we gonna go buy another ice-cream and some snacks to eat in the class. Hhaha. Sometimes after recess is the Science period and the Science teacher, Mr. Chen doesn't like eating during his Science period. But he just usually smile and said " Copek habis makanan tuh" Hhaha, He can speak that Negeri Sembilan accent. Its kinda weird for a chinese to do that. Hhaha. But during the Agama period, thats the best part. The teacher always babbles about a stupid drama, whats the title ? Trilogi Cinta something like that. After she's done babbling about the stupid drama show, she's gonna start with her cerita lucah. At that time, my friend will said " Ni mase Agama nih, nk jugak cite timun lah, terong lah, keropok leko lah." and I'll said " kite dgr jela, selame ni dia ajar bukan masuk sangat pon. Hhaha". I think  Agama is always the last period the day kot. So, we just go home.. Not done yet with the story. We always go to a small stall that sells air epal. We called the seller "Akak Epal" because her apple drinks always runs out at the end of the day. I think thats my everyday rutine at school. The End.....

When I Get Bored In Maths Class Part 2

          Hye !! Yes, I'm back with my boring stuffs or tips when I get bored in my Maths Class. That Math teacher just gets boring, boring and even boring ! So, I think this is my best intro. Hhaha.


        First Stuff That I Do ; Each time the Math teacher came in, she always has a bump at her tummy. My friends and I always wonder what is that bump on her stomach. My friend said " Aku rase dia tu buncit kot " and I 'll said " Taklah, aku rase dia tu mengandung la ". We will argue just about that little bump on her tummy until the Math period is over. Everyday the same question run through my head. " What is that bump on her tummy". Its still remains a mystery. Hhaha.


      Next Thing I Will Do ; If I'm realy bored tahap gile2, I just sleep and she just ignore me and my friends who sleep. Hhaha. Because she knows my atitude, and my atitude is sleeping in maths class. As long as I get good greds on maths, she woouldn't mind if I sleep in her class. Hhaha.

Hikarimoji Graffiti

           I've just found out something new today. It soo freakin awsome !! Its started when I watched Majalah 3 at TV3. It si so freakin awesome just watching how they do it. With the various types of colourful colours they used. Man !! It is so awesome. I think I'm saying "AWESOME" too many times. You guys gonna think that I'm nuts for saying awesome too many times. But the graffiti drawings was soo cool, you should see when they started using fires instead of lights. The lights were awesome too, but I kinda liked the fires a little bit. The fires have cooler effects. Lastly, I jusst wanna say that LIGHT GRAFFITI IS AWESOME !! You guys should check it out.

Aiman Kamal

    Have you guys met my best friend Aiman Kamal ? I'm guessing no. I'm gonna tell you guys about this big boy. Hhaha. For me, he is the funniest,cutest, montel-est,chubbiest boy in my class. He's a little bit shorter than me and he is kinda dark. Everytime I walked into that class, as soon as I saw his face, I'll quickly put my bag at my chair and sit next to him and said " Hei sayang lps tu, masing2 pon gelak. Hhaha xD." He is kinda like my gay partner but we don't like to be TOO gay so much. Hhaha. He's kinda cheap too, always begging me for money to buy some food or just asking me for food. Hhaha. He likes to act and exaggerates a lot. He also has a crush at Sara, a girl who sits in front of me and I also like to disturb her sometimes. Sometimes Sara brought her famous "Roti Rase Macam Roti McD". Aiman and I will said to each other " ape lagi ijal, jom la mintak roti McD Sara tuh". I think thats all I can say about Aiman Kamal right now. Love yaa Aiman !!

Cooking !!

Sometimes you don't see too many guys who like to cook, we only see girls  only do that cutting, chopping vegetables and all of that stuff that women does in the kitchen.Well...... I'm one of those guys that love to cook. When I get bored or theres no food on that dining table, I'm gonna start taking out some ingredients, pouring oil to the hot pan and start cookin ! Like the picture up there said, my cooking kinda sucks sometimes. Hhaha. The food that I cook sometimes tasted kinda funny,not so tasty and have that " Weird+Taste Like Trash." taste.  Hhaha. But I still like to cook. I thinks that all to say about MY DUMB COOKING.

Everyday Rutine At School Part 1

Each day of every week, I woke up in the morning feeling like I don't wanna go to school. Every time I get to school,  seing the same teachers, the same Mak Cik Kantin, the same Mak Cik Cleaner and seing the same people for too many times is realy boring and just BORING. Especially the teachers that I realy don't like so much. With my unfinish homeworks, I'm sure gonna get scolded from the teachers. BUT, as I walked into my cheerful, happy class, that boring feeling just flew away. When the first period started, that boring, sleepy feeling just came back. At that time, the FUN rutine of my day is getting started. Starting with sleeping in my AGAMA class. As soon the MATH period is starting, my freind will say to me " Kau paham x ape yg dea ajar nih" and I said " aku paham sikit je, aq rase dea ni syok sendiri je kat depan klas tu. Budak laen sume ade yg tido, borak-borak la. Dea bukan nampak pon" and my friennd will say " Aku rase aku pon nak join la dorang sume tuh" than I'll said " SAME LA !! ".  Than the teacher will said to the whole class " What time is it ?" and we all said " Dah lame dah rehat cikgu !". After that we'll go recess and TO BE CONTINUED in PART 2.

Bruno Mars !!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmmwFHW9IjU This song sounds so nice and it RULES !! Bruno Mars realy knows how to make cool songs. His songs just have that happy-go-lucky kinda aura. Thats what make me just happy just hearing to his cool songs. Bruno Mars ROCKS !!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf_pnbpoXH8 This song also rocks !

When I Get Bored In Maths Class Part 1

Sometimes when you are in Maths Class, things could get very boring boring and kinda sleepy. That math teacher always talks about those boring, sleppy and things that I don't care about.

First Tip: When that teacher told me to draw circles or a polygons or something that I don't wanna draw. I just start to draw some cartoons on my maths exercise book because its a lot better than drawing stupids circles. Hhaha.

Second Tip: When I'm done drawing the cartoons, I started to make my own comic book just by taking some papers and stappling them together. Hhaha.

Last Tip: If the teacher starts to give you that killereyes look at you because you'r not doing anything except talking to your friends and not doing any of her maths exercises. I think you should start pretending like you'r writing in the maths exercise book. Actually, yoo'r just writing about something that you wanna write on your blog. Hhaha !

1st t!M3 Using bl0gGer ..

Hye BLOGGERS ! I a FRESHYYY to this what do you call it "BLOGGING", so i kinda don't what to say at my first post. I don't even know how it works and i can't even change my background. I think thats all i can say for now because my head is full of nothin. So, to all of those BLOGGERS, if you'r kind-hearted and nice please follow me !